"What can I do for you, sir?"
"Gobble. Gobble. It's about this e-mail."
"Yes?"
"The one about the Fenland Smallholders Club butchery group doing poultry. Gobble. Gobble."
"Yes?"...
"Well... Gobble. Gobble... You do mean the ducks and cockerels and guinea fowl... Don't you?"
long pause..............
"Gulp. Gulp."
"Gulp. Gulp."
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